Definately not in Kansas

Oh, my goodness, I've always wanted some disgustingly gaudy "Dorothy" red sequined shoes. I'm gonna have to save up for these Irregular Choice $100 smacks...my husband would smack if he knew I spent $100 on a pair of nasty shoes. I'd just hide them in the closet and act like I've had them a long time though, just kidding Baby! DISCLAIMER: Of course, my husband would never smack me or any other woman, animal or mineral - just so ya know.